welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
mom: oh good you’re up, now i just need you to—
When you go over a test that you failed and you finally understand the material
sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
you can learn a lot about a person by seeing whether they turn their head or turn the taco
It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it.